Bill The Vampire By Christopher John Fetherolf
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Welcome to the full audiobook of Bill The Vampire, book 1 in the bestselling Tome of Bill series - presented by the author, unabridged, and narrated by Christopher John Fetherolf.
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THERE ARE REASONS WE FEAR THE NIGHT. HE'S NOT ONE OF THEM.
My name's Bill Ryder and I have no life, but not because I enjoy video games or D&D. I literally have no heartbeat thanks to the night I met Sally. She was too good to be true, a woman to die for. So I did, bleeding out with my throat torn open.
Problem is, I didn’t stay dead.
Now I'm a vampire, surrounded by other vamps who are stronger and faster – not to mention better looking. It's enough to give a guy a complex. Worse, their leader, a d-bag called Night Razor, can't stand me.
It might be because he can’t control me like the rest. Or maybe it’s because he’s a jerk. Either way, he's given me ninety days to prove I'm not an embarrassment to his coven.
If I fail, my butt is toast, but I’ll need help if I want to survive. Too bad my roommates are more interested in setting me on fire, while Sally’s just using me to further her own agenda - whatever the hell that is.
Needless to say, things don't look good. I may be a blood-sucking predator of the night, but I'm still at the bottom of the food chain.
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Bram Stoker meets Shaun of the Dead in BILL THE VAMPIRE – book one of The Tome of Bill, the vampire comedy series that’ll leave you thirsting for more.
Genres: Vampire Comedy, Urban Fantasy, Action & Adventure
Content Warning: violence, gore, crude humor, and enough four-letter words to fill a dump truck.
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If you’re a fan of Hunter Blain, Steve McHugh, Christopher Moore, Jason Pargin or What We Do in the Shadows, this hilarious horror comedy will keep you entertained from dusk till dawn.
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THE COMPLETE TOME OF BILL SERIES:
Bill the Vampire - book 1
Night Stalker - series adventure
Scary Dead Things - book 2
The Mourning Woods - book 3
Holier Than Thou - book 4
Sunset Strip - series adventure
Goddamned Freaky Monsters - book 5
Half A Prayer - book 6
The Wicked Dead - book 7
Shining Fury - series adventure
The Last Coven - book 8
And be sure to check out the ongoing sequel series - BILL OF THE DEAD.