Apple Man - feat. Michael McMillian -

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Apple Man
Starring Michael McMillian
Written by Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger

Tim:
I’M AN APPLE MAN
I’M AN APPLE MAN
NO OTHER FRUIT CAN DO
QUITE WHAT AN APPLE CAN
TOSS ME THAT APPLE, STAN
‘CAUSE I’M AN APPLE MAN

THEY’RE MARVELOUS IN THE MORNING
THEY’RE LOVELY LATE AT NIGHT
THEY’RE DELECTABLE IN THE DAYTIME
AN APPLE ALWAYS TASTES JUST RIGHT

SO, YOU CAN KEEP YOUR BANANA
IN YOUR PINEAPPLE CABANA
I’D NEVER BE CAUGHT
CHOMPIN’ ON A KUMQUAT
TELL THAT TO YOUR FRIEND SUSANNAH
FROM TALLAHASSEE TO SPOKANE
MADAGASCAR TO JAPAN
I’M STICKING TO MY ONE-FRUIT PLAN

‘CAUSE I’M A
GALA, RED DELICIOUS, CORTLAND,
FUJI, MACINTOSH, GRANNY SMITH, AMBROSIA
APPLE MAN!