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"Remember That We Suffered"
Starring Patti LuPone and Tovah Feldshuh
Written by Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen, Dan Gregor, and Adam Schlesinger

Rabbi Shari:
NOW IT’S TIME TO CELEBRATE
GRAB A DRINK AND FIX A PLATE
BUT BEFORE YOU FEEL TOO GREAT
REMEMBER THAT WE SUFFERED

NIGHTS LIKE THIS ARE FILLED WITH GLEE
NOSHING, DANCING, SINGING, WHEE!
BUT WE SING IN A MINOR KEY TO REMEMBER THAT WE SUFFERED

Rabbi Shari + Congregation:
BEING HAPPY IS SELFISH
REMEMBER THAT WE SUFFERED

Rabbi Shari:
YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT PAIN IS

Congregation:
REMEMBER THAT WE SUFFERED
HEY!

Rabbi Shari:
I MEAN, WOULD IT BE SUCH A CRIME
FOR THE BEASTIE BOYS OR HAIM
TO MENTION IN THEIR SONGS ONE TIME “REMEMBER THAT WE SUFFERED”

Naomi:
I DON’T WANT TO BRING UP THE HOLOCAUST
I KNOW, I KNOW…THE HOLOCAUST
BUT THE HOLOCAUST WAS A REALLY BIG DEAL!

Rabbi Shari + Naomi:
REMEMBER THAT WE SUFFERED

Congregation:
THIS DJ IS TERRIFIC!

Rabbi Shari + Naomi:
REMEMBER THAT WE SUFFERED

DJ:
MY GRANDMA’S A SURVIVOR

Congregation:
REMEMBER THAT SHE SUFFERED

Rabbi Shari:
AHHHHH…
THE SWEET AND THE BITTER!

Congregation:
REMEMBER THAT WE SUFFERED

Naomi:
STREISAND AND HITLER!

Congregation:
REMEMBER THAT WE SUFFERED

Rabbi Shari:
SPIELBERG AND HITLER

Congregation:
REMEMBER THAT WE SUFFERED

Rabbi Shari + Naomi:
HAVE WE MENTIONED HITLER?
I’M JUST SAYING THAT WE SUFFERED

DJ:
WHEN I SAY WE YOU SAY SUFFERED
WE—

Congregation:
SUFFERED!

DJ:
WE—

Congregation:
SUFFERED!

DJ:
I CAN’T HEAR YOU!

Congregation:
REMEMBER THAT WE SUFFERED
HEY!